Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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