thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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