Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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