that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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