I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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