wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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