Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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