Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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