I have demons in me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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