Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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