Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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