Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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