Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Houston, we have a squirter
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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