Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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