Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I got inside last night via doggy door
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