STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
