So gin and wine won't be happening again
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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