and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Randomize