Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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