her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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