On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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