I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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