yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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