we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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