I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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