I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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