Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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