did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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