I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I touched a dick in church today
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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