I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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