I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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