No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
