i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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