so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
whose parrot is this?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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