dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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