More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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