About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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