I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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