Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
