We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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