question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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