i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
