she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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