yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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