we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
only if we run a train.
done.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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