Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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