Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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