glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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