Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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