I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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