I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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