Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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