Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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