It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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